
Just a moment ago, a friend and I went to this popular typical noodle shop near my place and we ordered this combination of beef, wonton dumplings, intestines, liver and other icky looking stuff with yellow flat noodles in spicy sauce but it tastes really really good. It’s been about three consecutive nights that I’ve been eating the same kind of noodles.
When I eat noodles, I’d usually add an extra scoop of spicy sauce to taste it even more delicious. Super HOT that can burn your lip. I’d felt better because it’s perfect with the hot sauce. I said, “I am a Bicolano, adding hot sauce or chili in my food is part of being a pure blooded Bicolanos. I grew up eating spicy food.”
Literally, it’s bearable to eat spicy noodles and I have no problem with that, except that I really really suffer from ring sting the next day in a toilet bowl for hours because I had the agony to poop right. It’s as if my lower abdomen gets very bloated and full of gas. My lower back started hurting me because of this bloating. I have very smelly gas as well. There seems to be some kind of blockage in my intestine or stomach when it gets very full and bloated.
What’s worse is that, when you look at your poop, it’s yellowish-brownish-darkish in color you-don’t-want-to-know what kind food you stored inside your stomach - it looks like the food is not getting properly digested. When you do go to the bathroom, you may feel like you have to work really hard to get the poop out, and it may hurt a little to go. And when you finally pushed the shits out, a super-fouly-smell is going to make you say “Amazing Grace”.
Speaking of gross, I found this picture that made me really laughed because it’s so unique and for a minute, I’d felt like I wanna throw up.

To view more modern toilet-looking restaurant check on Fun Fever: Taiwan’s Modern Toilet Restaurant.
Happy Pepto weekend! Eating spicy food in moderation is the way to keep a starfish smiling.
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Hahaha. Sorry if I screw up your meal with this post.
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Thank you for stepping on the poop by visiting here.
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I’m not surprised though that it exists. You’ll find anything in HK and Taiwan. If someone thinks about it, you’ll find it.
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Even if that poop-looking thing in the pic is chocolate, I probably won’t eat it.
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But, honestly, whose tot doesn’t smell? especially we, filipinos, whose diet is made up of mainly fish and rice. fish’s tot is so horrible!!!!
i notice though that when my diet includes lots of raw foods and less on carbohydrates like rice and noodles, i have no trouble going to the bathroom. but, if it is the other way around, gosh, i am forced to recite “ave maria.”
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Speaking of udo, how long does it take you to poop? I’d say, just 90 seconds lang but I think girls stays longer, may komiks pang dala.
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