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A tag of two.

From Duke’s Silly Little Things About Me and from Thess’ A Grown Up Christmas Wish List.

Nothing serious so I’d like to have it both together. As per quote: “If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.” –Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 – 1951)

1. I want to become a contestant on the Idols and then if I’d win, I’d take home that cash, buy a car and hit Simon Cowell until he get all the bruises.

2. I wish I had a lifetime supply of Coca-Cola & chocolate bars so that I don’t need to ask the ladies at the other department who give each other a tip to fill their chocolate jars when they’re hungry.

3. I wish I don’t have to work to pay for my rent, just drive around wherever I feel in my crappy Pajero. But then again, I’d be much happier if I’d get a bike. Problem is, I’d prefer walking with a new iPod.

4. Maybe another extension would suddenly pop-up on my flat and it would be my own little suite, in remote.

5. I wish the ATM machine would dispense a lot of dollars by default while getting my only hundred dollars buck that has left in my savings account. If not, a range of snacks and drinks is fine.

6. I wish all my enemies would continue to hate me so that I’d have a reason to forgive them every end of the year.

7. I’ve always wanted to be famous. Rock star famous. I’m not even close to becoming a karaoke star.

8. I just bought a lottery ticket the other day and I’d literally kissed ‘em goodluck so that in case I’d win – I’ll no longer have to drool on that beautiful Dolce’s leather belt at the Lane Crawford store. And shoes. And jeans. And perfumes (another one, huh). And – “hey, do you have to be a Platinum card member to purchase this Miu-Miu sunglasses”? I wish those sales staff would as if follow me like I’m the next James Bond. But opppss, a Filipino Bond at that.

9. I’d like to send a greeting card to Mr Santos (the guy who hates English) that reads: “Dear Mr Santos, would you like to have some cup o’ tey?” so that he’d leave me alone.

10. I wish to buy a sex toy someday. It maybe a good Christmas present for someone who loves to play toys that glows in the dark. Methinks: what could that be?

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