Dan Torres from Bicol, TNT sa America
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This is a story of a man named Dan Torres who is/was a TNT (Tago Ng Tago, translates: Hiding and Hiding? - which is used to describe a person/people who live in the US who are trying to hide from the immigration without a valid document visa). I thought I’d share this.
One day…
Grocery Cashier: Visa or Master?
Dan: (kinabahan) Hanap Visa ko!Nagmadali sumakay sa kotse, but he needs gas
Gasoline Boy: Pay first..
Dan (nerbyos na nerbyos): Patay! Papers daw….. runs to the booth to call home.
Operator: AT&T, can I help you?
(namutla): Alam na TNT ako!!Labas sya ng booth.
Kano: Are you done?
Dan (pawisan): Alam nila name ko?
Kano: Tourist?
Dan: Apelyido rin?
Kano: Be cool! (Bicol)
Dan: Pati Probinsya ko?Hinimatay si Dan.
I don’t know if this story is funny to you (for Pinoy readers) but when I am in the mood for something that’ll make me laugh so hard ’til I’ve peed my pants, this should be it.
Do you know a thing that makes you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants? Care to share?
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But WAIT — speaking of laughing, today, I have already figured out on how to convert my wav files to mp3. I’ve been Karaoke-ing late last night and I thought, wow, finally I sound like a PRO (for me at least). So here’s me singing for my own pleasure so, don’t laugh because seriously, I gave my hundred percent effort to sing this beautiful song.
Click! Click! Click!
Imagine
by: John Lennon
Me, singing
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LOL @ Dan Torres
Wahaaaw! Such a sweet voice. Uulitin ko.
Malen, gusto mo ng mp3 file nyan? I can send it to you unless pag ginamit mo syang ringtone mo.
i shall wait for it then…and if it’s not too much to ask, kindly include other tracks also…compile ko…benta ko sa Quiapo. lol
i’m serious.
I’m just kidding. At least kahit papano ang official lurker ko nag eenjoy at may kasama pang side comments. Give me more songs para mapraktis ko ng todo todo.
Understood absolutely nothing there.
But stuff that really cracks me up are the most random things, like when people say really weird stuff that’s out of place. That’s the stuff that makes me laugh the hardest.
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Wendy, actually I read about a hundred posts (out of boredom) on my archives, it makes me laugh as always. Posting my own pictures here are the most weirdest and funniest thing.
kawawang dan tourist. hehehe.
k, got a tag for you here.
kawawang dan tourist. hehehe
k, i got a tag for you right here.
I answered the meme to your blog, ris. I hope that’s ok.
nice voice tito knoizki. wala akong lakas ng loob mag publish ng recorded song ko. hahaha!
have a great monday!
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Ron, salamat - napilitan lang ako. I was prouder kasi I got the apps for audio converter na. If you are on a Mac, ang hirap maghanap ng program kasi, so ayun ok naman yung recording, hehehe. Next time I’ll use a better microphone para mas professional ang dating. Nax.
clap! clap! sana pig video mo para mahiling ko pati yong facial expression mo. galing! number 1 fan mo na ako.
Dan’s story was so funny!
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Bell, video? Seriously, I don’t look decent on videos, so I declined. Actually Dan is from Bato daa and he is now in his fiftees. Hahaha.
well lovely voice… i love this joke though i have read this many times is still crack me up
what makes me laugh badly sometimes is a friend of mine in france he is ilongo can say crude jokes
perfect for stand up comedy ba….
love from florida
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Sha, it still cracks me up. Well a kababayan actually shared this joke the other day. I was “all-ears” the way she delivers the story. And believe it or not, I was even crying from laughing.
ay, harana, sarap
muntik ako mahulog sa silya sa kwento ni dan, hehe..
Kenks, akala ko muntik ka ng mahulog sa silya dahil sa boses ko. Buti na lang hindi…
hahaha wawang dan!lol
naka dyok lang hindi tayo nauubusan riyan katamad lang mag tayp hahaha
o sha pili ako ng maikli, May sang mayamang intsik ninakawan,tawag sya pulis.Ang pulis nag imbestiga syempre at nag tanong ito sa intsik.Sa palagay mo Mr.Ong,mga anong kaya naganap itong nakawan? Ano ka helo? ako na nga nana kawan,tingin pa ako relo!!lol
Marami pang wentong intsik tsaka ko na lang wento sa iyo pag nagkita tayo
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“Ano ka helo? ako na nga nana kawan,tingin pa ako relo..”
BWAHAHAHAHAAH! Panis.
gosh K, ang ganda ng iyong recording! kailangan kong mag-jacket, ang lamig ng boses mo!
(uy paano maglagay ng flash player na ganyan sa posts? pa-tutor naman hehe. pero hindi ako kakanta, i promise! :D)
ako natatawa din with jokes tungkol sa mga nagiging “stateside” na pinoy. i remember this one:
pedro bakulaw wanted to go to amerika because he wanted to finally change his name because he hated it. when that day came, he immediately changed it to: peter baculaw.
and his friend, restituto fruto? he changed his name to: tutti fruti.:D
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Meeya, you can try this plugin at http://www.1pixelout.net/code/audio-player-wordpress-plugin/
I actually got goosebumps after listening to my recording. I thought, why not? Practice makes it perfect but with this one, I think I owe it to the the apps I found for Mac, if not I’d stick with the singsnap site and pretend I’m popular. Apparently, I had a thick face so I shared it with everyone. Kung sobrang alright, aba todo na ng kantahan to. Salamat po.
Ja, ja, ja, ¿? I didn´t undestand a word, but was a TNT in the States in the 90s for almost a year, so It would be nice to understand, maybe I feel identify.
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Inthesity, excuse the Pinoy Jokes, it was about a man who got so paranoid living in the States without a visa, thinking someone’s chasing him to surrender because he’s guilty of a crime in which apparently has something to do with his NAME.
Translation: Inthesity, la excusa Pinoy Jokes, se trataba de un hombre que tiene tan paranoico Que viven en los Estados sin una visa, el pensamiento de alguien a la caza de él Entrega porque él es culpable de un crimen en el que al parecer obtuvo algo Que ver con su NOMBRE.
Anyone? Did I explained it correctly?
Whoa! great voice K!! I mean it. Thanks for sharing your talent. Will this be a regular feature here now? I hope so!!
Thess, I’d love to, kaso magustuhan naman kaya ng mga nakikinig? Hahaha pero dibale, love what we do, whoknows ma-discover pa ako, dibah?
K, I’ve read this long ago actually. Many times imagine! Para ngang saulado ko na siya hahaha. Don’t worry the was intended to make us laugh. Btw K, i thought the song is the original version. Great voice!
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Thanks Ambo, once in a while we stop and sing a while para may entertainment , buti kamo di nagsasawa yung maga regulars sa kakabasa ng blog ko including yourself.