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How to wash the cat
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Originally uploaded by: Sir Sand Goblin
Dear cat owner,
Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION! Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times.
Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
*source: Super Laugh
I’m gonna try that on Ginger tomorrow. His ass stinks. Paws dirty. Nails like a blade. Smells like a poo. Bad cat!
Still bored? If you want to keep yourself a little busy, for at least a couple of minutes, DO NOT TRY THIS. Or maybe I’ll go sing. I believe that those who wish to sing always find a song.
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by: Dena DeRose
poor kitty…she looks like she’s being tortured in that photo rather than get a good clean wash.
good luck in trying to wash Ginger! Cats I’m told aren’t easy to wash unlike dogs.
I love the idea of having a pet…just don’t like having to clean after them
I like the color scheme for this template…nice and soothing
I can’t even wash my underwear. But I will definately gonna wash that bad cat real soon. I’ve almost locked him up in a room without feeding him for the day since he’s giving me these bloody sneeze all the time, can’t breath at all. One time I found him sleeping at my laptop, in the couch, under the bed, up the cabinets. Cats are so territorial, even claiming my toilet room as his. I’m thinking of SCPA this time.
Thanks for liking the template, y’see I’m playing with the header image background - kept changing them all the time.
Good dog, good dog. Sorry cat-NOT lol.
aherm Jennas.. Indeed it is, dogs are fun for this kind of routine.
me like the header ang galing k… lamig sa mata. k paliguan kita.. teka linisin ko muna toilet bowl ko.
Thanks Y, this time you liked it. :mrgreen:, I told you I like experimenting. “If there’s a way, there’s a will”, sabi nila. What do you mean linisan mo TB mo at paliguan ako? Gagawin mo akong Pusa (ka ng ina mo!). Hahaha.
I’ll take my time.
shet ang cute nung cat. sarap tirisin.
pero dogs parin ako
miss ko si cooper. kelan ko kaya sya malalaro…
I know, but at first I thought taking shower for cats was a no-no, kasi sa atin BAD luck paliguan ang pusa. Pusa ko naman astang pusang-gala, masyadong maarte, dumi dumi ng kuku, sarap ihampas sa dingding, tigas-ulo pa at ayaw ng de-lata food nya.
Where’s cooper?
Fortunately, cats–for the most part–keep themselves clean. I never have to give my kitty a bath. Of course, she’s an indoor only cat. Don’t know about the outdoor kind.
That’s what they do, clean themselves but during the summer season, he just jumps right off everywhere, strange but I find it quite disturbing. And he hates being nail-clipped scared that his paws will cut-off to half. But oh well there are times that I just want to squeeze him to death.
this picture catches my breath … he looks so helpless! let’s me also think of the song “smelly cat” sang by Phoebe in Friends …
i’m not a cat person but this baby gets me wooing for him … look at those eyes …
Poor cat huh? I’m sure cats hates dog too, looking for a letter about “Dear Dog, from Cat”. I’m tired with the shitty smell. I’m sucha ’snoop’, literally speaking.
I’m sure my ginger is going to give me a dirty paws-sign after a bath. Wait, can’t find him anymore, hes been hiding under the bed.
hmmm.. a but cruel to the cat, dear.. but I like it..
the same procedure works for dogs too!
Yes it is.
First I’ve looked for him with a knife to scare him off from using my bathroom and now this time, he’s going to take a shower and flush him to the toilet. Call me a cat-killer.
where’s cooper? he’s just at home - lounging by his dog house. it’s me who’s been gone. i’ve been gone a long time. i need to be back.
You’ve been such a busy girl, Cooper will understand that. Besides, he doesn’t ‘run’ your life so about time to make-up with him. He won’t judge you for being away in quite a while anyway, at least he’s making you feeling good now that you’re back.
hahahahah c’mon try it on your cat and tell us what happens! can’t wait to do that kaso wala naman akog pets
I’m gonna do that when he’s on the mood cuz now he gives me that satan look like The Omen. I tried grabbing him nicely but he kept biting my wrist.
We ran each other like Tom & Gerry finally got him, so mad that I even ‘booked’ him at the fire exit door letting him realized that I’m the BOSS. Aba, matigas pa ang ulo.
hi k, quick note for you dear. just had my new pc set up and still trying to transfer things from the old one…OMG - my “stuff” from China is still dumped in the guestroom!!! terrible indeed as i went back straight to work the following day from holiday with matching cold & flut to boot! it’s winter season in Oz…and my study/office at home is in a MESS! am still looking for some bills dumped on the floor as it’ll be due soon. this is the time when i need a MAID to organise things for me. nyways, i’ll have lots of catching up to do - with my blog - MY gosh - need to do post NEW ones, that is when I’m done with other things… miss you…:)
Isay, Isay, Isay.
First of, read here. I realized I didn’t call you before leaving for China. Stupid that I was never at HOME not even a day off to have a lunch with you. James & Jayne told me you had lunch at Dan Ryan’s. I was somewhat mad that when you came to my ‘desk’, my boss was around. Seeing me with my silly uniform was so embarassing :twisted:.
Everyone in your bloglinks been looking for you. An update about your CHINA visit. I can imagine all the “stuff” from China. While I had fun with Treena’s latest photos from Fiji, she was so tanned, and stumbled at the old photos of your Farewell from HK, few many years ago. I spent sometime with Jayne before leaving for US. She probably told you why they came for a visit. Her Dad is recuperrating very quickly tho.
Thank you for the Red once again, it was more than I need, so I’m saving it for my next bday. How thoughtul of you to remember giving me that.
Gumanda kutis mo sa Oz. Honestly walang biro, you looked very very happy. HUGS!
ok tag…you’re it…now you gotta do the
10 things you like the most in the whole world..
and i started another list..
10 things that annoys you (or make you angry) the most
Hahaha EAR. My tag is priceless, you can’t find me anywhere in Singapore big shopping malls.
Oh… the TAG? MEME? hahaha. OK will do it, just pray for my next BORING day. Kiddies.
k.. sige sabay tayo ligo hahahaha sa toilet bowl ala ginger. hahahaha of all people why ai ai? could be anne curtis or bea alonzo… pwede…
Kasi panlaban daw ni Ms Ai Ai ang katawan nya (pwera na yung haba ng ba-ba nya). Laban? Tanong mo pa sa Dos kung bakit nasebak siya sa SYETE. Kasi isa syang TANG-(ing) INA.
inaaway mo na namn ako..
Lambing ko lang yan. Remember I LOVE FA’s. I really do, they are a good role model. The looks, the heights, the skin, the carrier bag, the smile (I hope it’s a real one), the kindness, a TWO bloody THUMBS UP my friend. Call Ai-Ai now and I’ll tell it to her ugly FACE!
*blowin kisses in the air for Y for crying out loud*
re msg left on my tag board:
PRESSURE!!! will have to find inspiration to write … i’d probably take your advice and just post pic and let it speak for itself
There you go Big Girl. It can be anything, Bianca on the Pool, Bianca on Bed, Bianca on your neck.. etc.
I’ve always been interested in pictures, I do enjoy “reading” them, kind of like putting myself in the picture. Pictures, taken by PRO’s or a noob is always fun.
LOMOgraph some.
hahahah funny , K you are the first pinoy I heard using the word noob…
it’s such an english expression! lol
For REALS? I dunno, it sounded the same like being a “novice” or newbie if you’re chatting on a yahoo :lol:. I first heard of this word from a Brit, one of our client, so I asked and gave me a very english reply, “I beg your pardon”?
hahahahahahhahahah! me like noob!
Grace, hahaha I dunno why it made you laugh. Is it something related to sex?
I can’t imagine having to shower the cat and myself at the same time… what if it goes berserk and starts clawing at me in the shower?
How did your bathing the cat go anyway?
I have done many times, that is, taking a shower with “Ginger” but not actually flushing him in the toilet
It’s messy all the time since cats are allergic to water, he would normally ran away.
I’ll try another day when he’s nice to me again. For now, I’m letting him rest before he attacks me with a pointed teeth and sharp claws.
[...] And yet, it was all so normal for me. Get up, go to work, do my job, between tea & dinner time, in the canteen, reading books stolen from the tiny glass cabinets, wherever. Blitz home, change clothes, to the kitchen, washing Ginger was the craziest thing to do, but I did managed - I accidentally cut his poor sharpy nails too deep that made him bleed all over the bathroom floor (poor cat, but he’s looking damn good at least), cleaning the molds - that I suspect was making me sneeze triple times, all the time. I’d become a busyboy at the end of Wednesday. I worked on the weekends so there was no comparison whether it was supposedly a party or housechores. Work hard, work fast, don’t stop, don’t quit, don’t think, just do the job. [...]