On the news: A killer on the loose
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What’s written on the paper:
HONG KONG, China - City of Chopstick
A Filipino man was found complaining of difficulty in breathing under a lofty bed in his flat, early Monday morning, a cat officially living in his flat said.
Knoizki de aRTee, K for short (refer to as CRAP), 30 (6 years ago), was found sitting on the couch holding a mug of coffee, listening to the song “I” from the Pinoy Rock group named, 6 Cycle Mind.
The cause of his sneezing was due to the fact that he has taken a shower at around 3 in the morning and went to bed with the airconditoning on at 10deg C.
“We are still investigating the cause of his sneezing”, according to his cat, Ginger.
Moreover, evidence of sneezing was then found in the flat scattered around his desk, tissuepaper was everywhere.
However, he has been prescribed with vitamins A, B & C tablets to be taken QID (2 times a day) on full stomach or he will suffer again with another virus.
Witnesses said, Ginger, 7, the cat who is usually the first one up-and-att-um earlier Monday morning, was the only suspect of the sneezing problem. A gross hairballs was evidently found on the couch where the stupid sucker was scratching his head! - RT
** The newspaper snippet was made from fodey.com.
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And I realize that I am swimming around in the river just like everyone else.
That’s right. And because these are our personal spaces, we should experiment as much as possible. It can only be healthy.
.. just wanting to learn Jack. If you’re having a blog, there’s a lot of choices on how to make it look good and funny at the same time, although it’s very scary, I’d say, there’s no harm in trying, right?
You’re very welcome!
Now how’s that for a newb like me? I can’t be a journalist, I thought I’d use my cat in the story to sound a little funny. Thanks!
Looks fun, K! Brands in the hands of the consumer—and now news!
Hi aemii, just trying to sound like a newspaper. I swear that cat gives me a headache. Summer here is really really dry and hot. I think cats do have problems with falling hairs during summer months - I feel so itchy at times too even if I’ve been sweeping or vacuuming the floors, it get stucked everywhere. HELLPPPPPPP!
awww take care K… love the ginger the cat part btw =)
Sino may sabi nyan? Hindi ko alam yan…. tanong mo pa kay Duke. Aba at lakas pa ng tawa mo. Lika, Ginger loves licking. LOL.
me ass kisser? hahahahaha
Anong wag po! wag po! ka jan. Mag pa flu shots ka, honest.
wag po! wag po!
Yeah I read your comment on her blog. I thought the entry was actually contagious, we ended up whining the same symptoms, well mine was just a sneeze, it could be worse since I’m sick with ‘congested’ nose, pero ok na ako.
So parang Manila pala diyan? Kawawa naman si Bianca, diba kailangan ng Tiki-Tiki ng bata (limot ko na ang gamot na yan!) o kontra-bulate ba yun?
I think immuned na ako sa mga ganyan, wag lang sumakit ang ngipin ko at atakihin ng mild diabetes. mahirap manghina ka na lang bigla.
Si Thomas pala ang hubby mo, so stick to where the hubby works and live, and for the meantime, enoy your tiime in the hotel.
MAG PA-FLU shots kaya? Oisstt take care of yourself, baka lahat na kayo may flu (baka AVIAN na yan). *knock on wood* wag naman sana.
ika nga ng sabi ko kay dukessa: “wala paring tatalo sa tindi ng virus dito sa India!”
Bianca has been sick of diarrheoa since last week and the doctor said that it’s nothing to be worried about since it’s viral … HELLO!!! a baby with tummy ache and LBM, nothing to worry about?!!!
most of the friends i have here has gastritis, fever, cough and flu … the whole package! it’s really bad here esp during the summer!
would love to get out of this country for the summer pero di ko naman maatim na iwan si thomas dito while we’re vacationing in a country where the air is healthier at hindi lethal!
di naman puwedeng di kami huminga diba?!! WHAT TO DO!!!
I DETEST THE VIRUS HERE!!!
Hi Ear, a bit overwhelming, isn’t it? Hahaha a massive fraud! I was giving myself an impression that I was trying too hard to sound like a reporter. It was only for the heck of it and glad it turned out that way.
LOL good one! I thought it was real
Oist, mali ata ang comment sa post. I think about time to re-channel your mind-commenting habit. Mali, mali, mali ka ng comment.
Thanks, Yuri kahit masyado kang sipip, I like that attitude. Hahahaha.
i don’t write well and since i stayed here in doha, never had the time for english exercises. then i though of having a blog. what do u know, im writing again just like when i was in grade school with my formal themes.
love reading ur blog k dont worry. urs and queen d’s. miss u k!
BIRD’s FLU is now OVER around here, Yuri. I swear it was “the GINGER flu”. One day you’ll see, I’m gonna shaved the hair of that sucker. Hahaha. I’m fine, nothing to be scared of.
bird’s flu k.. i feel it coming…. being in hk and all? BIRD’S FLU!!!
HK is now in Signal #1. It wasn’t raining when I went home from work but it will unfortunately hit by tomorrow. I hope it’s not BIG, I still have to work anyways.
How sad to learn about the news, I assumed my province has suffered with the devastation. It’s scary back there but it was a relief to know that my family were safe, my sis just texted me.
Typhoon “Caloy” hit Mindoro area. Lots of flooding and evacuation was done. 37 dead, 15 injured, 10 missing. Not much strong wind here in Cebu and it’s mostly continuous heavy rain. The weather’s still grey. Maybe that’s why you had a hard time. Heard there’s another one coming. yikes!
You know me, I enjoy doing things out of the ordinary. I guess you guys had taught me about writing in a more funny and entertaining way. I do learn a lot from this kind of conversations.
Try it too, that site I think is kind of cute. Extra toy such a animations, videos, music links are part of blogging, right?
Very creative writing!
cool! i like that newspaper generator site! here’s a way to practice our writing, yeah?
Ate Beng, no, you’ve already reached the quota, no space for you for this competition. But I’m alright, I had my vitamins here and there and completely staying healthy. I can hear bell ringing that it’s time to smoke in few more weeks until the QUIT SMOKING CAMPAIGN starts next month. Wish me luck
oh hey where is the sneezing competition, can join? i surely would win
Consuela, I’m going to be a serial killer myself for the second time. Remember I had to run with a knife becaus he (not a she, btw) would appear guilty by leaving shits in my bathroom.
I do feel better now, I realized it’s the weather change that causes the sneezing (part of that of course was from the hairballs).
ohhh…you poor thing! I hope you feel better soon…drink lotsa fluids (only water…no soda for you!!) you should confine Ginger all to herself in another room til you get better…hehehe
hahaha tumutulo uhog ko sayo. I hate it when your nose are clogged with oozy leak and you can’t control them but “BLOW” it hard until you get the nose rashes.
Ugh, let me wash my hands.
lol: on sneezing competition.
i’m prolly 2 days behind you on recovery
HIGH FIVE on Sneezing! hahaha, no way I can spread the virus over the internet. I swear it’s contagious. But I do really think it was from Ginger, summer is a big no for cats, naku wag naman sanang tigdas
).
Nooooooo stay away from me - I’m getting better already. I had a hot shower and been drinking water. But hey, keep a good ventillation - I don’t want to see a sneezing competition around here.
this is so cool, K!
incidentally I am sick the past few days. It started with sneezing and then runny nose and now I am coughing like an old woman!
I would like to give you a hug pero baka mas mahawa ka sa akin! a flying kiss na lang!
Hey Marni, I heard about the typhoon sa atin and I think we will be experiencing cyclones and heavy rains in the next few days. No wonder I couldn’t get signal while I dial home to greet my mom on Mother’s Day, lines were disconnected every 5 mins (o baka naubusan lang ako ng load
).
Yep, I’ve been sneezing, it must be the smoking and the weather here gets extra ‘toasty’ unlike sa Bicol, it’s hot over there but a bit breezy at least. I’m ok with few more glasses of water. Teka, I think the sneezing was from the hairballs they are everywhere.
Glad it made you laugh.
hahaha! loved the newspaper item.
I always suffer from runny nose & sinusitis, and I never fail to have tissue at every corner of the house. Come to think of it, I sleep with one hand around a roll of tissue paper.
hope you feel better, K!
Summer in HK sucks, Charles but I would not trade it for winter months. Since the beginning of May, the weather was acting so strange and thunderstorm always happen every weekend - but summer here is super dry and super hot, you’ll find yourself dripping but it never stop people from going out, say the mall is always the best place to hang out on a day like this.
I thought it was real! lol .. I am also sneezing a bit here probably I am allergic to pollen or something
Yeh, I’ve been sneezing this morning because every little things at this flat has white hairs. I’m starting to get tired of using packing tape to take it off.
Hahaha glad you did like it, I even made one for my Quit Smoking Campaign in the sidebar. I got it somewhere around the blog, oppps, I forgot to give that person the credit. Thanks to you, btw.
Most welcome Asha, the best things in life are free. Now give me a hug!
LOL. Haha… good one K.
I like the ‘witness’ part.. ginger.. hehehe.
Hmm, fodey.com looks like fun to me. Thanks for sharing.