If the cat meows
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My cat is a jerk. I named him Ginger for his ginger-looking colored tail. He’s not an ostrobogulous cat, meaning uninteresting and usually snubbish. He doesn’t even wait and meow at the front door whenever I arrive for his whiskas. Do I feel welcome? No. And fook, this is my house and he needs to obey my order.
At times, when I go to my kitchen, he then only follows near me when he seems to feel hungry. Cat always seems hungry any hour of the day. He goes “Feed me, Now” kind of look. What brags me is that, we share the same toilet, wanna know why?
Today, the toilet smells like an oxter, a stinky unforgivable as stinky as my ass smell. I have no idea why he snubs his own Jonny Cat’s odor control litterbox. I wonder if the soil isn’t sweet enough for a silly meower or he just doesn’t like to leave his own shit there? I’m not pleased.
So I ran and took a knife to literally scare him off my scene and gave him the killer look that he is in trouble, he’d better not do it again. He made an instant escape under the bed. I could see he was so much scared that he stayed there for nearly ten minutes.
Anybody has one of these? He’s a total fooker. I don’t know if I’m gonna hate him by throwing out the window. Maybe one day. Go ahead, call the SPCA but he’s just boring. When I want to play with him, he never amuses me. Then if I want a quiet place, he digs his claws in my legs as if demanding the need to be feed again. He’ll go to the bowl and sniff, “Not enough”. I would say, “wanna go out find a rubbish bin and eat a mice for your meal”? Fooker!
The entire flat is his own territory. Although he doesn’t jump up the TV, my desk or the tiny little bean bugs, however he scratches that head in every corner of the door until he rolls in the floor waiting to be picked up. His claws are getting sharpy with his big nasty pointy teeth - he needs to get ready for a trim tomorrow. He needs a little pampering so I can take a nice shot of his ass - he hates being photograph, that’s his talent.
Few minutes later, he walks down just slower like a ninja infront of me lying in wait to give him the little love he deserves. He’s probably telling me that “what if I meow at the door when you get out, would you put an extra whiskas to keep me going till supper’s ready”?
Go sniff the toilet and tell me I’d give you the damn Whiskas. If I say, sit. “Sit”, not shit! Granted, I wish he’s a dog.
Semi-Charmed Life
by: Third Eye Blind
poor thing! that’s the thing with pet…I can’t stand cleaning up after them!!!
yeah, thats why I love dogs more than cats…they love to play and crave for your attention always - the dog that is! Cats…they’re easy maintenance but total snobs (well for the exception of Ryan’s kitty on Maui as he follows you everywhere!)LOL!!!
happy weekend, K! cheers
It’s not the shit that annoys me, its the urine odor. He urinates out of the litterbox, even if I trained him to be as smart (and as lazy as me, hehehe) but he never listen. He’s old. The good thing is that, he only sprays inside the toilet, so he knows that we humans uses toilet for urinating. I don’t know, he may have a UTI problem. Uh oh, time to call the vet.
That was one fierce K… here kitty kitty
Yeah, cats are much too lazy even the stray ones.. they just wait to be fed. Dogs are fast but not that furious.. ooo… i love big cuddly dogs.. not the small ones, they make hell of a noise.
Ps: Added you in my multiply contact. Thanks for the invite K. More music please.
Dog barks, Asha that’s the difference, hahaha. But I can’t have dogs here even if I want to, who do you think would walk them outside and wait till they shit in a newspaper? Folks around here do that in the street at any quiet time. NO way I’m gonna do that. Besides, you need to have someone to look after your dog. (I was born in the Year of Dog and I’m looking for someone to take care of me too).
What I like about cats is that, they are inherently selfish, greedy, lazy and evil (now that makes me want to like them a lot cuz I’m all that. hahaha). But you know when they stares at you, yet they are so cuddly (shit those furrs in my shirt). But dogs that licks? Drools in your sofa? Eat your shoes? No way.
Oh at least my ginger doesn’t scratch on my furnitures (I have no furnitures).
PS. Thanks for “multiplying”.
never like cats nor dogs nor any pets… errr, just my trusty fish. not very entertaining, totally a snob but is very quiet all the time. if i may suggest, throw him out and get a stuff toy.
…. psst (i can be ur pet if u want )BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
The fish. I have a golden fish and the poor nemo died out ot dehydration. My Ginger drinks anything in the fishbowl. He likes drinking anythin that leaks. Water from any and all other sources. He sometimes dart into the bathroom while I’m washing my hands, leaky things (not when I leak tho hehehehe). One time, he dips his paw into her waterbowl and swirl it around and licks his paws. He makes a mess with the water and sometimes put his food into the water. So annoying. One day I’ll chop him to death and I will be the first cat killer in HK. Gusto mo ng siopao?
Oh, you haven’t met Mr Brownie yet? You should meet him one day. Maybe, I’ll make another story of him soon.
Meeeoooww, I don’t like you to be my ‘pet. Masyado kang high maintenance malulugi ako sayo. LOL.
I can’t believe you chased the cat with a knife in your hand! LMAO.
I was never a cat lover. I sneeze everytime there’s one near me. Your cat seems normal. It is in their nature to just do what they want and not really show any care unless they need to be fed.
Give him a nice bath para matakot sayo! lol
Oh Princes, you probably read the version in tagalog (click his picture above) and I really do that all the time. Sometimes I scare him with my chopsticks with the evil thoughts “gagawin kitang siopao”.
Achhhuuu. Bless me, I sneeze because the weather is going bad, the molds just never go away in this flat. I’ve been cleaning (including myself) and I can’t get rid the dirty tiles with the JIF (Remember it’s the number #1 cleaner liquid in HK).
I did gave him a bath na. Kalaban ko yung KUKU, har! har! har! gapusin ko sya next time.
me hgh maintenance? i dont think so.. tingin mo D? am i?
Hindi, High on Energy ka nga but I can’t adopt you or else you’ll end up being castrated with a running knife if you stay in my truck. Hahaha. Just kidding. Yup, I will call my flat a truck because it’s too small for a single person like myself.
I love kitties! I have a bunch. Not like nasty bunch but cute bunch. Love them all!
Pretty Kitty!!!!
Hi Angel, thanks for passing by. Can you adopt my cat for a while?
darling am having lonely nights at my cabin
just me
and the bloody low bunk bed
maybe yr cat will keep me com^pany
ginger eh very original
i still have to go to the post
anyway miss you…
Ms Sha my lovely chef. Cooking in the boat can be very exciting indeed. My cat is afraid of moving ‘vehicles’ I don’t know if he’ll keep you warm.
Miss you bunch. Hey don’t worry about the parcel. When are you actually “coming back”?
So your cat actually uses a human toilet? You’ll have to post a picture of that. It must be smart if you were able to train it to do that. Cat pee and stool STINK! Yuck!
Hey dragon, you heard it right, we share the toilet, he’s on the floor tho’. Yuck is the word, thanks for visiting anyways.
hey k! i like the new look. very crisp and fresh.
Thanks Polaris, new theme, same old me. I’m glad that you always like to pass by and read crappy posts.
I’m still getting over the word ostrobogulous!
hahaha Jack, it’s an obsolete word, pretty much used by English people. I mean bizarre, odd and outdated kind of usage. It’s synonymous to “uninteresting” behaviour really.
[...] Does stress causes these symptoms? Does it matter if I drink cokes in can, really coke is addicting, but avoid eating food on a five minute microwave run? I just thought Chinese dimsum is one of the food I can’t easily quit but maybe they’re making me crave in the middle of the night then vomit helplessly that looks like a coffee grounds while I smell a stinky urine of my fooking cat in the bathroom at the same time? [...]
sweetie
sept pa.. posted food post dali mag dala ng bowl ha
Uy ka luoy diha, tagal pa? Cge cge… coming over.
I like the first picture
Norah , Saudi Arabia
Hi Norah, thanks for visiting, glad you like it.
See K. ,i love cats,but oly if there are like that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmNt8wzXJZE&search=cats
Hahaha C, I’ve seen this video on one of the week’s Funniest Home videos on TV. Cats are simply naughty, silly and just funny. Thanks for the video links. I enjoy the Youtube too.
at least the cat doesn’t slobber all over you. Cooper always leaves so much saliva over my flip flops. yick. but yes, dogs are just so much more playful and appreciative
you’ve gotta love them to bits.
I know dogs understands mutually loving relationship and cats refuses that - they are a complete assholes, hehehe. But I am no irresponsible, at least I clean his stupid shit. In reality, cats only really thinks about themselves, they probably don’t care if you distressed. But oh well there are times that I just want to squeeze him to death.
They are pretty selfish, aren’t they? It’s like they know they are cute and can get away with a lot more. Kind of like supermodels! OK, that’s not true—the top models are actually well behaved (they have to be, otherwise they are tabloid fodder!). And cats eat a hell of a lot more. You can buy their loyalty with food—till the next person who feeds them!
When we were a kid, I hate cats. I was so bad I’d kick them and laugh if you hear them meow. In our province we have a lot of stray cats, they resides at the roof. They’ll go houses to houses to hunt for food. One time I had this thought of “killing” one of them if they get near our table where I put a bowl of food as a bait. But I didn’t win. I’m so cruel right? I had this cat out of pity. I adopted him while I was looking for a dog in SCPA near Causeway Bay and thought cat can be a nice pet in the house since they don’t “bark” at night and no need to walk them outside. My house is already his entire territory and he goes this ceremonial walking in the morning from toilet to kitchen to living room to bed. At least he doesn’t eat my own food.
Kids can be cruel. I used to be pretty nasty to ants, flooding their paths near my home. Your cat is probably misbehaving for karmic reasons.
Flooding their paths? That’s what I do when I was a kid and ruin their tiny “houses”. Or throw a stone in a bee-house then ran before they catches you. Kids are like that, they behave normally on a kids point of view. So maybe his misbehaving is trying to make me guilty from what I did to those stray cats when I was a kid.
Yes, and you’ll have to be nice to your cat to generate good karma! I’ve had some ant invasions in my cupboards, so I think they have paid me back. To this day, I tend not to kill ants (unless they have made it in and I am seriously under attack!).
BTW, K, this is the third most commented blog at coComment.
I’m sorry I din’t mean to reply and reply to comments. I can’t stop at least for now. Do you think I’m rushing? NO it’s my normal habit, “if you can do it now, then don’t leave it for tomorrow”. Well depending on my schedule. When I’m back to working, I will slowly be doing this because for sure, the boss has a load of shit for me to do. Homework is sometimes the worst thing to do when you’re still feeling on a holiday mood. Don’t we all?
Your cat sounds like my cats and I love them. Except for the toilet bit (which I think makes your cat sound highly intelligent, to figure out that it is a toilet — that’s not normal). That’s really the nature of cats - they are aloof but sometimes they’ll go to you for affection and you can’t help but gve in to them.
I’m glad you aren’t a frustrated cat killer anymore. They are much more interesting (& smarter) than dogs but of course, not blindly loyal like dogs are. As they say, cats own the house - humans just pay the rent.
Not anymore frayed. Perhaps it’s my way of caring, playing with the knife and be playful like them. They have sharp claws remember?
“As they say, cats own the house - humans just pay the rent.”
It’s true. Thanks for visiting, you should have left you link so I can return the favor.
nice nekos
my goal is to own a condo with a cat in the next 2 years…
* sigh *
So you call them “nekos”? Can you adopt mine for the time being when I’m out surfing? I thought about that a few months ago, to adopt another one but my ‘truck’ is tiny enough for 2 heads.
[...] Witnesses said, Ginger, 7, the cat who is usually the first one up-and-att-um earlier Monday morning, was the only suspect of the sneezing problem. A gross hairballs was evidently found on the couch where the stupid sucker was scratching his head! - RT [...]
[...] I’m gonna try that on Ginger tomorrow. His ass stinks. Paws dirty. Nails like a blade. Smells like a poo. Bad cat! [...]