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My cat is a jerk. I named him Ginger for his ginger-looking colored tail. He’s not an ostrobogulous cat, meaning uninteresting and usually snubbish. He doesn’t even wait and meow at the front door whenever I arrive for his whiskas. Do I feel welcome? No. And fook, this is my house and he needs to obey my order.
At times, when I go to my kitchen, he then only follows near me when he seems to feel hungry. Cat always seems hungry any hour of the day. He goes “Feed me, Now” kind of look. What brags me is that, we share the same toilet, wanna know why?
Today, the toilet smells like an oxter, a stinky unforgivable as stinky as my ass smell. I have no idea why he snubs his own Jonny Cat’s odor control litterbox. I wonder if the soil isn’t sweet enough for a silly meower or he just doesn’t like to leave his own shit there? I’m not pleased.
So I ran and took a knife to literally scare him off my scene and gave him the killer look that he is in trouble, he’d better not do it again. He made an instant escape under the bed. I could see he was so much scared that he stayed there for nearly ten minutes.
Anybody has one of these? He’s a total fooker. I don’t know if I’m gonna hate him by throwing out the window. Maybe one day. Go ahead, call the SPCA but he’s just boring. When I want to play with him, he never amuses me. Then if I want a quiet place, he digs his claws in my legs as if demanding the need to be feed again. He’ll go to the bowl and sniff, “Not enough”. I would say, “wanna go out find a rubbish bin and eat a mice for your meal”? Fooker!
The entire flat is his own territory. Although he doesn’t jump up the TV, my desk or the tiny little bean bugs, however he scratches that head in every corner of the door until he rolls in the floor waiting to be picked up. His claws are getting sharpy with his big nasty pointy teeth - he needs to get ready for a trim tomorrow. He needs a little pampering so I can take a nice shot of his ass - he hates being photograph, that’s his talent.
Few minutes later, he walks down just slower like a ninja infront of me lying in wait to give him the little love he deserves. He’s probably telling me that “what if I meow at the door when you get out, would you put an extra whiskas to keep me going till supper’s ready”?
Go sniff the toilet and tell me I’d give you the damn Whiskas. If I say, sit. “Sit”, not shit! Granted, I wish he’s a dog.
Semi-Charmed Life
by: Third Eye Blind
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K lives in Hong Kong, who loves music, homes & architectures, movie trailers and all things . My life in this city project a lot of things - it’s all about the taxis, the billboards, the sidewalks, the cinemas, the zebra lines, the lights, the cars, the sounds, the people, the skyscrapers and the shopping malls.
yeah, thats why I love dogs more than cats…they love to play and crave for your attention always - the dog that is! Cats…they’re easy maintenance but total snobs (well for the exception of Ryan’s kitty on Maui as he follows you everywhere!)LOL!!!
happy weekend, K! cheers
Yeah, cats are much too lazy even the stray ones.. they just wait to be fed. Dogs are fast but not that furious.. ooo… i love big cuddly dogs.. not the small ones, they make hell of a noise.
Ps: Added you in my multiply contact. Thanks for the invite K. More music please.
What I like about cats is that, they are inherently selfish, greedy, lazy and evil (now that makes me want to like them a lot cuz I’m all that. hahaha). But you know when they stares at you, yet they are so cuddly (shit those furrs in my shirt). But dogs that licks? Drools in your sofa? Eat your shoes? No way.
Oh at least my ginger doesn’t scratch on my furnitures (I have no furnitures).
PS. Thanks for “multiplying”.
…. psst (i can be ur pet if u want )BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Oh, you haven’t met Mr Brownie yet? You should meet him one day. Maybe, I’ll make another story of him soon.
Meeeoooww, I don’t like you to be my ‘pet. Masyado kang high maintenance malulugi ako sayo. LOL.
I was never a cat lover. I sneeze everytime there’s one near me. Your cat seems normal. It is in their nature to just do what they want and not really show any care unless they need to be fed.
Give him a nice bath para matakot sayo! lol
Achhhuuu. Bless me, I sneeze because the weather is going bad, the molds just never go away in this flat. I’ve been cleaning (including myself) and I can’t get rid the dirty tiles with the JIF (Remember it’s the number #1 cleaner liquid in HK).
I did gave him a bath na. Kalaban ko yung KUKU, har! har! har! gapusin ko sya next time.
Pretty Kitty!!!!
just me
and the bloody low bunk bed
maybe yr cat will keep me com^pany
ginger eh very original
i still have to go to the post
anyway miss you…
Miss you bunch. Hey don’t worry about the parcel. When are you actually “coming back”?
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sept pa.. posted food post dali mag dala ng bowl ha
Norah , Saudi Arabia
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BTW, K, this is the third most commented blog at coComment.
I’m glad you aren’t a frustrated cat killer anymore. They are much more interesting (& smarter) than dogs but of course, not blindly loyal like dogs are. As they say, cats own the house - humans just pay the rent.
“As they say, cats own the house - humans just pay the rent.”
It’s true. Thanks for visiting, you should have left you link so I can return the favor.
* sigh *
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[...] I’m gonna try that on Ginger tomorrow. His ass stinks. Paws dirty. Nails like a blade. Smells like a poo. Bad cat! [...]