Sleepover
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Duke invited her friends Dicey, Dez and Sha at her house to watch Sleepover on DVD.
“I brought my whip cream maker, I’ll bake” said Sha, as she tries to show off her shoes.
“Nice leather boots, Sha”, noticed by Dez.
“Glad you joined us Sha, threesome are not so crowded, you know”, claimed Duke.
Meanwhile, a man was knocking outside the door. They asked, “Who’s there?”. He didn’t reply but forcefully opened the door, took his shotgun out and pointed it to the girls.
“Oh my God!”, Dez screamed hysterically.
“Is he going to blow our sexy asses off?” Sha said.“ALL OF YOU, STRIP OR I’LL SHOOT”, yelled the man.
The man pumped the weapon, causing a wicked snapping explosion towards his direction.
“He’s bleeding, his leg got hit”. “No, he’s still alive, put him to bed with the handcuffs. Let’s call the police. Hurry!” Dicey commanded.
The police arrived and questioned the girls. “What is he doing there butt-naked”?
“He’s an intruder. He’s pissed, pulled the trigger and hit his leg. We punished him by shaving his fat hairy white ass”, Dez explained.
“C’mon Officer, squeeze them and tell us if he’s dead”.
I think it didn’t sound too sexy for my shirt. That’s a total of one hundred and ninety eight (198) worth of words, a story meme for fook sake. Thanks Consuela for tagging me this.
The instructions:
Write a short story of not more than 200 words, based on the following words which can only be used once!
The words:
1. sleepover 2. whip 3. handcuffs 4. leather 5. sexy
6. threesome 7. hairy 8. shotgun 9. squeeze 10. explosion
Tag at least 4:
Four (4) names (Dez, Duke, Dicey, Sha) mentioned above must do this tag too. And remember, not more than two hundred words. I repeat, two zero zero (200). Of course, punctuation marks are NOT counted. Get Set GO!
How To Save A Life
by: The Fray
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You’re right. I really really tried to come up with that. Thanks, C.
Bravo! The story is great K
A little mind boggling but fun nevertheless! Thanks for doing it 
Oh Dicey, thanks. Oh no whenever you feel like, no obligation there. Take your time.
Weeeeh…. I will see if I can squeeze it into my busy schedule…
hahaah Dez, a big apologies. ARIGATO, I thought umm you might be in’trested since I find you a really funny person. Pootooey, remember? I am not good at this but I know you’ll do it well. Thanks ganda.
wow flattered naman ako nasama sa story… but then again… i’m tagged!!! aaaakkk!!!
Wala na akong maisip, as long the 10 magic words are used just to complete the damn 200 words together. Pangit yung plot, from shoes to whimp to fat ass. hahaha.
Ok tumawa ka meaning, it was funny. Can’t wait to read your own story. Take note: must not exceed 200 words.
Ang KULIT kaya?
hahahahahaha!
ok will do mine… bowling time muna
thanks for the tag, dear!
Asha, and the first priority name I’d thought of passing this ‘virus’ is you. But since your link has the highest pricetag saying “NOT FOR SALE”, I said to myself, “I hope she’d done this before me”. I thought it dint sound funny. Well, am glad it made you laugh.
Lol.. that was funny K.